netbook
Sunday, February 1st, 2009
id like to take a moment to speak about a present a received from my lovely helen. she got me the gift of joy, literally. a little computer theyre calling a netbook these days whose name so happens to be Joy. shes got a little 8 inch screen, a tiny keyboard that causes me to make typos while writing blog posts, and mostly shes just so tiny that i can take her anywhere i go with zero hassle. windows xp, a built in webcam for sexy type chats with helen while shes on her macbook sitting next to me. wirelessness. 160 gigs hard drive for my massive porn collection. she even went out of her way to get me the slick black one thats seriously hard to find.
joy’s in bed with me now in fact. if helen’s in bed with us too, doesnt that technically count as a threesome?